Monday, April 4, 2011

Opening Shots...

Because the world needs my opining (love that word) more than another Kesha album or a Broadway adaptation of the late 80's television gem Alf, let's get our blog on, shall we? Mondays are for quick hitters...

  • Will Smith, your kids are killing me. A) The Karate Kid is sacred and B) I apologize, but given my scalp's incompetence, I can't jam to a song about whipping hair back and forth. Batting 0 for 2 w/ me.

  • Buck up Will; it was sweet when you punched that Alien in Independence Day. Sometimes I wish I could punch an alien and tauntingly say, "Welcome to Earth."

  • Fallon has won me over. I'm not shy about how lame I think he was on SNL and I don't even need to comment on his film career (Taxi), but his show is rivaling Conan for the best in late night. His Thank You notes blow Dave's Top 10 out of the water, and his Bob Dylan/Neil Young impersonations are spot-on.

  • Oh, and his house band is THE ROOTS!!!? Dudes KILL it night in and night out.

  • Shaquille O'Neal's film resume actually makes his rap albums seem awesome by comparison.

  • I hope Mike Alden knows what he's doing...because the rest of us have no clue.

  • I'm okay w/ Mike Anderson bolting for U of A. We have to get someone who can land the big-time Missouri talent (case in point here...and from previous coaching nightmares here). I'm grateful that he pulled us out of Quin's mess, but I'm still not sure how an 8-8, fifth in our conference got him a Krzyzewski paycheck.

  • I'm out...I give this list a 6/10. Will do better next time.

2 comments:

  1. I agree about the Smith offspring. I've always had a soft spot for Fallon. I am interested to know what you think of Haith and PLEASE be kidding about the Alf musical....looking forward to reading your thoughts!

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  2. Ahh, the Alf musical. Let's just say that's wishful thinking. As far as Haith goes, I'm as lost as anyone else. Thanks for following!

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