Bro, here are the things I respect about you...
- You honestly believe that in the absence of all order and establishment, you would survive and not inevitably be subjugated/enslaved by a far more abusive system than the one under which you currently eke out your meager existence.
- You have a nose for bargains.
- You are totally too good to find those bargains at a classless establishment like Wal-Mart.
Your convictions are inspiring.
