To the Sensible Anarchist:

To the vandal who engraved the anarchy symbol on the stall door at Target:
Bro, here are the things I respect about you...

• You honestly believe that in the absence of all order and establishment, you would survive and not inevitably be subjugated/enslaved by a far more abusive system than the one under which you currently eke out your meager existence.
• You have a nose for bargains.
• You are totally too good to find those bargains at a classless establishment like Wal-Mart.

Your convictions are inspiring.